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Those of you who have been waiting for an email from them, try the new email and see if theres any luck? Maybe they had a glitch or something
As many of you know, as of may 1st our store will go through a complete make over. Until then we need to get rid of any left over stock of old products we have. Here are some changes that will be occuring (some may have already occured)
1)All discontinued products that we do not have stock of,…
My Emisils :) →
Just wanted to show my Emisils I just got!
The left is FL03 but you have to contact Emisil to see if they still make it. The one on the right is the ER04. They’re actually the same colour but the erect one is redder on the bottom :)
Awesome! Im glad you like your emisils. Heres for the world to see!
The first set is just showing some more of how the packer is by itself.
Then i compare how it naturally sits up and to the side with these packers (also can be used for size comparison):
I will post another set (since the tumblr app only lets you post 10 photos in one post) with comparison to the reelmagic and gecko from tsw. I may alsodo a video of the packer.
TLP MODEL A-
So first off, i pulled this out of the package (which was a plain white poly mailer) and it was inside of a soft packer pouch, which was wrapped in bubblewrap. There was a little piece of paper inside which discribe the tester.
It said ” Thank you for being a TLP Tester. Your job is to write a full review of the product enclosed (Prosthetic Model A). Before you begin, let us tell you a little bit about this product.
Model A has a shaft length of 3.75 inches, that sits snuggly between two 3D testicles. It also has a tab at the top for use with medical adhesive. The model you received is an early test model, were still working out some kinks in our system. The material does have some air bubbles in it, the mold seem is notable, and the tab is not smooth enough for adhesion. We have chosen to send the model for testing because we want to know if our basic design is working for the community.
Here are some questions to ask yourself when reviewing the product:
How is the size? Shaft, and overall.
Do you like the design as a whole?
Are there enough details? (Remember this is a basic packer line)
Do you feel it is realistic?
Is the tab big enough?
Is it comfortable to wear?
Does it stick out awkwardly in anyway?
Once again we would like to thank you for testing our product. We look forward to receiving the link to your review!”
So as addressed in their little paper, the model i got isnt perfect, it does have alot of air bubbles, and you can definately see where they molded it. BUT. In general, its actually pretty nice.
Ive heard some people saying it looks like a limpy, but it really doesnt. The designs are totally different. This is far more realistic in design. I will post a photoset comparing this packer with a few big brand packers to show you how different it is, including limpy, tsw, and even the reelmagic.
First ill talk about the size. I personally like larger packers, but this one has a nice weight to it. Its not like omg heavy, but it feels like somethings there. In pants you cant really see it, and in boxer briefs it looks like a legit flaccid penis. It doesnt stick out weird or anything. It lays so nice and perfectly. The balls fit in a perfect hand cup (like if you cup them, they fit perfectly in your hand) which is how balls should be. This packer has really realistic dimensions of both the shaft and balls. The balls are 3D and one is larger than the other but it is a suttle difference.
Now ill discuss the feel and wear of it. The material they use is nice. It makes the tab super flexible, and the packer moves easily. When you walk it sways with you. The packer is designed to sit nicely on your pubic bone, so the shaft looks like its coming from your body in the right places and the balls can “dangle” below your pubic bone. When you sit or lay down they fall against your body, as would real balls. The balls are a little firm but still can be squished.
And the tab is super durable. Its flexible, but you can pull it and move it every which way and it doesnt rip or distort. To me it almost seems to be the perfect thickness too. Its thick enough to be useful, but not so thick it looks stupid.
As far as the overall appearance is concerned, its nce. Its simple, and theres little details that other people just dont really pay attention to in a basic packer, like the ball hang lines, the connective skin between the balls and shaft. If this didnt have so many damn air bubbles in it, itd be even more gorgeous!
Whats even nicer about this than other models is, it is hand sculpted. Unlike the limpy which was life casted, they sculpted this by hand and still were able to keep the realism and details in it.
Id also like to note that the color is pretty realisitc. I see it as like a nice light brown. They arent asking for color feedback but i just noticed it haha.
To be honest i am a bit impressed with this. For how cheap it will be going for ($45) it is remarkably realistic. And theres no weird shininess to it! (Something i noticed in tsw) i think once they get the molding process down(since thats where the issues with bubbles and the seem and tab come from) that this will be good to go. Other than the little things, i really cant find anything to complain about.
If your interested in helping out this project you can preorder/fundraise one via their indegogo page (which i have a link to on my blog), or donate directly to the project.
If you are interested in being a tester, send them an ask on yheir tumblr! I know they still have a couple theyre looking to ship out.
Have any other questions about the item? Ask me!
I will be placing an order with TLP once they have “remodeled” their site. I will do a complete review of customer service and processing time and the whole shibang. I also put in a request for a tester ffrom them that should be here either today ( i havent checked the mail yet from yesterday) or tomorrow. So i will do a review of their prosthetic, when i receive it. which may very well be when i get my ass up and go to the post office haha.
I will compare their prosthetic to all basic prosthetics with photos. So the mr limpy, the sailor, the mr right, the TSW gecko, the masho, and the reelmagic.
If theres a particular subject you would like me to address about the item please let me know and i will try to.
You support The Levamentum Project correct? Can you tell me what's up with them? Despite some negative things said, I chose to trust them and so far I'm been lied to and ignored. I'm trying to be patient and understanding, but some of this is just downright unprofessional and ridiculous. Not a happy camper.
I do support them. I personally have not had any issues that have driven me to not support them. I do admit that their…. timeing.. is abit on the annoying side. But they have always delivered. It may have taken some time. Their processing time since december has been 4-8 weeks. i think alot of people have over looked that. I asked Alex, the customer service guy about why so many people were angry and he says thats one of their biggest problems.
they have their processing time posted ina few places on the site, but he gets alot of people who are complaining that “they never got their order” after like a week or 2.
Also, from what i understand, alot of the issues they had were out of their control. If distributors dont provide, or they provide in a slow time ( like i know binders take an eon) then that is what they have to work with. They do update on their tumblr alot and some people just dont see that.
I know in may their gonna do a huge change thing. And im really hoping that its going to help. From what i gathered they are pulling away from distributors, limiting what they can offer, but allowing them to have a wayyy shorter processing time. The goal is that your order will be processed in 2 weeks or less. I am hopeful that when they are in more control of the products, that things will get better.
I cant speak for other peoples experiences, i can only speak for my own.
The Packer Project!
In order to complete our packer line and be able to properly create and distribute all products, we have started an Indigogo account for the packer project. You can help us reach our goal by donating to the project.
Once we reach our goal, all contributors will receive a reward for donating. Check out the perks for supporting us on our Indigogo page!
In response to the comment about STPs. It says under the perks that they are just packers. But they mention a stage 2 which is pack and plays, so maybe they will be adding stps later?
Other than that, im pretty stoked about this! these look like a great low cost option thats pretty realistic.
The dark colored model is model A it is 3.75 inches in length. It features a tab ad well as 3D testicles: the shaft lays flat and will not stick up. The head sits nestle between the testicles.
The light colored model is model B which is 4.75 inches in length. The tip hangs over the testicles slightly. It does not stick up.
The final picture shows colors 1,2,&3 of our color palette that will be available.
We have 1 tester available for model A. It is the one shown in the picture. There are air bubbles in the material but the final product will not have that. There is also 1 tester available for model A that does not have a tab if anyone is interested. Please contact us.
Wed love to have your feedback! If you have any ideas as to how we can better our prosthetics, please let us know! (Other than air bubbles. That is a problem we are aware of and are working on fixing)
I will possibly be doing a review of one of these, which size should i do guys?
Does your store accept regular payments or only Paypal?
Through paypal you can use your credit card. You dont have to have a paypal account to checkout.
Sneak peak at the new TLP hand made silicone prosthetics. Your feedback is greatly appreciated
Alex: You’ve just got to make sure that final products don’t have any air bubbles. Bacteria can grow in air bubbles so it’s important final products are bubble free for the wearer’s sake and your own (I don’t want to see you getting sued). The only aesthetic thing I can really see that I would give feedback about is that part of the shaft towards the glans is a bit thick compared to the shaft closer to the base which concerns me because that could cause the weighting of the packer to be a bit awkward and makes it a bit more prone to ripping.
To my followers: This might be something you want to look out for as a packer option in the future!
Share your thoughts guys. So far i like it, im definately invote of a less porous material, but from what ive seen thats already the plan. Will there be any testers sent out? What colors will it be available in? Different firmnesses? sizes? adhesiveness? will there be stp models?
im going to keep my eye on these… and i hope you guys do the same!
Best description for a period ever - Imgur
Well, at least I won’t get these anymore .. but ya periods being crazy, awful, and ridiculous was the whole reason that all of this mess started for me. I have a hate/hate relationship with menses.